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Lalo
Caressing life's balls as she flungs them side to side in front of my face.

Age 33, Male

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Lalo's News

Posted by Lalo - October 15th, 2008


just posting it so my userpage looks prettier.

Thingie


Posted by Lalo - October 9th, 2008


Interesting. Newgrounds War, audio opinions by a bunch of artists. its pretty long so go get something to eat.


Posted by Lalo - August 20th, 2008


Not actually cocks but BUTTOCKSSSS!

What kind of retarded girl would buy this shit? i wonder how they should feel when they're about to have sex and their boyfriend sees em taking the sticky pieces of plastic out of their flat asses... wonder what else os out there... sylicone penises extentions? GO BUY ONE!

Also... no never mind there're no more news. Comment now.

HEY! PLASTIC COCKS OVER HERE LMAO


Posted by Lalo - July 25th, 2008


Star Syndicate virus, or 4chan Fandango :P

So after messing with what the virus had done, saving my files, deleting my PC user and opening a new one, i finally deleted the virus : D!!!!!!! BIack Chaos (who has his main account hacked at the moment) helped me ALOT with this...

Anyways, aside of changing your background, login sounds, quick start icons, and blocking you from your Control Panel and right clicking, the virus also blocked NG and other sites and instead, redirected you to the NAACP :P

They blocked the Newgrounds frontpage, a bunch of artists' websites (specially wonchop, they even blocked his deviantart and sheezyart pages), 4chan and all those imageboards, KK, CC and LL websites, gaia online (lol), and others. fucking SS....

newgrounds.com
ungrounded.net
logopresents.com
kitty-krew.com
kittykrew.co.nr
wonchop.net
theswain.com
illwillpress.com
legendaryfrog.com
knoxskorner.com
locklegion.com
clockcrew.com
wonchop.deviantart.com
wonchop.sheezyart.com
forums.somethingawful.com
4chan.org
4chan.org
img.4chan.org
zip.4chan.org
orz.4chan.org
cgi.4chan.org
7chan.org
7chan.org
img.7chan.org
txt.7chan.org
420chan.org
420chan.org
img.420chan.org
gaiaonline.com
egoraptor.net

Heres how your desktop would look like if your computer gets infected by the SS virus ;)

StarSyndicate virus info ;)


Posted by Lalo - July 23rd, 2008


-Kuro is a victim of it :C

ALSO, IT MAKES EFFECT ONLY AFTER YOU RESTART YOUR COMPUTER, SO DONT!

Its ALL A LIE, the supossed game is actually a virus, and it fucks your computer up and installs a keylogger! DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT! for some reason, i got no alerts whatsoever when i installed it, but then i checked my antivirus events log, and it seemed like a program tried to mess with my computer dozens of times, but it was supossedly a minor threat and it didnt show any alert and blocked it right away... I HOPE thats the case...

Ironically, i searched for a keylogger detector and downloaded it, and it ended up being malicious and having a keylogger inside. good thing my antivirus detected it on time.

so yea DONT DOWNLOAD 4CHAN FANDANGO! the password is a lie, so is the game itself! also, get a good antivirus ;D

DO NOT DOWNLOAD 4CHAN FANDANGO!


Posted by Lalo - July 3rd, 2008


is today! leave you congratulations and stuff below ;D graphic presents such as drawings are apreciated and received in either Deviantart or the NG BBS or via PM with a link ^^

Also, I'd like to plug General Ivan who made the awesome laughs and screams of my Bytesize short. Go check out his demo and my submission :)

So you MIGHT be wondering what I'm up to. Right now im working hard on Pico's school the movie and another cool project (actually, this one have some preference right now) and hope to release something soon.

Also, Menage a 3 is a cool webcomic i found while reading Sinfest , you should go read both ;)

I wish i had this cake :C

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME :D


Posted by Lalo - June 22nd, 2008


I found it silly at first but then i started to like it :D Its amazing how Vimeo is superior to Youtube in everything including features and quality and yet it gets much less traffic :C

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Posted by Lalo - June 14th, 2008


I want this to happen to me, not specifically while sparing tho, doubt ill ever do that. A random group of people singing to you while on the streets is (almost) the best thing that can happen to you there :D

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Posted by Lalo - June 11th, 2008


yes mister you can give it a zero, the button is out of the scale tho.

LOL


Posted by Lalo - June 9th, 2008


Also, i like to type my titles with big caps :)

so yea. Many people have been noticing this trend and there have been many problems because of it. I get very pissed off when i see a review with a big ass 10 and a five-word text it in. specially when the submission has like 3 - 4 ish score. like, i know the reviewer liked the submission a lot but COME ON you cant just go and give 10s to flashes that give you a chucke. thats what adding a flash to your favourites is for!

heres an example (NOTE: im not against this kind of flashes or anything, i actually like them a lot, and have a couple of the in my FAVORITES, but i dont just go and 10 it right away, i havent given a 10 in like YEARS!)

Submission: More Brawl Taunts
Dude. Do a third one. I'll give you a BJ, Just do it, man. -10

ok, brawl taunts is a good flash, it was funny, but you cant just compare the effort and QUALITY of this one to, say, There she is or Deep Sexy Space... so im not against quick VG spoofs or anything, also, im not against these movies getting alot of votes and views. im against people giving these movies undeserving scores and stupid reviews! Im AWARE this is VERY old, it was kinda ok since these kind of reviews were less common, but now people give them high votes too. these votes are how the submissions' worth is measured. and you KNOW its not ok to go and vote high on undeserving stuff...

I repeat, i have NOTHING against any kind of flash mentioned. Its just that this trend makes people like me feel like its not worth submitting good stuff anymore if its going to be obscured by a random funny flash, not only VIEWS-wise but SCORE-wise too now! >:C

oh also, my birthday's on july third so go get some sexy presents.

-Lahlo

BE MORE CRITICAL NEWGROUNDS!