-Kuro is a victim of it :C

Its ALL A LIE, the supossed game is actually a virus, and it fucks your computer up and installs a keylogger! DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT! for some reason, i got no alerts whatsoever when i installed it, but then i checked my antivirus events log, and it seemed like a program tried to mess with my computer dozens of times, but it was supossedly a minor threat and it didnt show any alert and blocked it right away... I HOPE thats the case...

Ironically, i searched for a keylogger detector and downloaded it, and it ended up being malicious and having a keylogger inside. good thing my antivirus detected it on time.

so yea DONT DOWNLOAD 4CHAN FANDANGO! the password is a lie, so is the game itself! also, get a good antivirus ;D

is today! leave you congratulations and stuff below ;D graphic presents such as drawings are apreciated and received in either Deviantart or the NG BBS or via PM with a link ^^

Also, I'd like to plug General Ivan who made the awesome laughs and screams of my Bytesize short. Go check out his demo and my submission :)

So you MIGHT be wondering what I'm up to. Right now im working hard on Pico's school the movie and another cool project (actually, this one have some preference right now) and hope to release something soon.

Also, Menage a 3 is a cool webcomic i found while reading Sinfest , you should go read both ;)

I wish i had this cake :C

I found it silly at first but then i started to like it :D Its amazing how Vimeo is superior to Youtube in everything including features and quality and yet it gets much less traffic :C

I want this to happen to me, not specifically while sparing tho, doubt ill ever do that. A random group of people singing to you while on the streets is (almost) the best thing that can happen to you there :D

yes mister you can give it a zero, the button is out of the scale tho.

Also, i like to type my titles with big caps :)

so yea. Many people have been noticing this trend and there have been many problems because of it. I get very pissed off when i see a review with a big ass 10 and a five-word text it in. specially when the submission has like 3 - 4 ish score. like, i know the reviewer liked the submission a lot but COME ON you cant just go and give 10s to flashes that give you a chucke. thats what adding a flash to your favourites is for!

heres an example (NOTE: im not against this kind of flashes or anything, i actually like them a lot, and have a couple of the in my FAVORITES, but i dont just go and 10 it right away, i havent given a 10 in like YEARS!)

Submission: More Brawl Taunts
Dude. Do a third one. I'll give you a BJ, Just do it, man. -10

ok, brawl taunts is a good flash, it was funny, but you cant just compare the effort and QUALITY of this one to, say, There she is or Deep Sexy Space... so im not against quick VG spoofs or anything, also, im not against these movies getting alot of votes and views. im against people giving these movies undeserving scores and stupid reviews! Im AWARE this is VERY old, it was kinda ok since these kind of reviews were less common, but now people give them high votes too. these votes are how the submissions' worth is measured. and you KNOW its not ok to go and vote high on undeserving stuff...

I repeat, i have NOTHING against any kind of flash mentioned. Its just that this trend makes people like me feel like its not worth submitting good stuff anymore if its going to be obscured by a random funny flash, not only VIEWS-wise but SCORE-wise too now! >:C

oh also, my birthday's on july third so go get some sexy presents.

-Lahlo

La máquina nunca se detiene - por Luis Bermer

El disonante chirrido de los inmensos engranajes sobre nuestras cabezas, formando parte del zumbido ininterrumpido de las turbinas. Escapes de vapor resoplando en las alturas inalcanzables a la vista, reino de la oscuridad. El gas que inhalamos es nocivo, pero necesario. La cadena trae aquello a lo que los moldes de metal líquido dieron forma, muchos kilómetros arriba, en los estratos superiores. Compruebo la firme sujeción de la vaina radioactiva a los anclajes del cuerpo del obús que llega a mis manos. Ha de ser perfecto porque la perfección es posible, lo único posible con nuestro trabajo. La hilera de piezas orgánicas que conformamos junto a la cadena no tiene fin. Bajo la rejilla a nuestros pies se abre un abismo de estructuras metálicas, débilmente iluminadas por destellos incandescentes, que provienen de la actividad que se desarrolla en las profundidades. Columnas de tubos humeantes invaden su legítimo espacio, conectando distancias inaprensibles.

Toda pieza es sustituible.

El ruido es ensordecedor por momentos. Una cascada de chispas se derrama desde algún lugar, tal vez un cable eléctrico se ha desprendido. Todas las vainas llegan perfectamente ajustadas, una tras otra. Imágenes en azul se apoderan de mi mente: cientos de cañones gigantescos apuntando hacia el cielo disparan sin cesar contra nuestros enemigos. La tierra tiembla. Luz blanca envuelta en llamas convierte la noche en día y...tengo que parar. Los pensamientos no son útiles para la máquina, entorpecen su correcto funcionamiento.

El daño es reparable.

Fabricamos muerte. Fabricamos victoria. Una tras otra. Compruebo y admiro su absoluta perfección. Una violenta explosión lo sacude todo, pero no perdemos el equilibrio. El impacto ha sido lejano. Durante unos segundos nos cubre la oscuridad, aunque la cadena no se detiene. Nuestras fuerzas redobladas compensan la insignificante pérdida. No existe aquello que no podamos conseguir. Me arden los brazos. Inconfundible el distante sonido de los martillos al golpear las planchas de acero, descendiendo sobre nosotros para bendecir nuestras energías. Un hilo de sangre brota de mi nariz.

Nada es desechable.

Temperatura extrema. El dolor que recorre mis brazos cubiertos de ampollas, dejándolos inservibles, es un impedimento a la consecución del fin. Ya no puedo tocar las obras sin defecto que trae la cadena. Se abren. Supuran sangre negra. He caído de espaldas sobre la rejilla. Me recogen, arrastrándome lejos de la perfección que he conocido. Afortunadamente, una infinidad de piezas podrán ocupar mi puesto, asegurando la máxima eficacia. La máquina no debe percibir la sustitución. La nueva pieza está ya en su nuevo puesto, es lo último que veo antes de iniciar el descenso. Mi carcajada es de pura satisfacción. Sé cual es la nueva función que me corresponde por derecho. Descendemos por pasajes abiertos que no parecen tener término. El metal dibuja inconmensurables estructuras infinitas en su gloria. Nos acercamos. Puedo sentirlo en el ritmo palpitante de las vibraciones que hacen inseguros nuestros pasos. El fragor lacera oídos a punto de quebrarse irreversiblemente y el calor es suficiente para desprender la piel, la intensidad roja quema los ojos, pero nada de eso importa porque ya hemos llegado.

Será un honor servir de alimento al corazón hirviente de la máquina.

so Beirut is this band that plays weird folkloreish music with nice beats and weird instruments, a friend introduced me to them and now i cant stop listening to their music, at the start i was like meh they're not that great, then the melodies and the combinations of the intruments started to get stucked in my mind, they make me feel a bit relaxed/happy and inspired. here are some songs of them that i like:

Nantes, i specially like the chorus:

In the mausoleum, this ones a bit creepier, i LOVE the violin here, makes it epic :3

My Family's Role in the World Revolution, i LOVE this tune, i hum it all the time:

Postcards from Italy, i love the beat and the trumpet solo (lol):

those were just a few of my top favourite ones. they're amazingly weird and good <3

also random image:

teehee

yup, its bad news :C
My pico movie isnt done, I wanted to submit it before pico day since it would get more spotlight, but couldnt get my ass to work on it on time, and some inmediate things came up in the last minute. now its pico day and its not yet finished :,,C I AM VERY SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAS EXPECTIN THIS, I AM SO LAME. I am specially sorry to Tom, i WONT dissapoint again mister :(

The GOOD NEWS are that im still working on it, and its going to be VERY sexy :D it will also use like 70% NG audio portal music and have special unique appearances, so thats even cooler :).

so yea i just learned to never give a release date :) ALSO: negative feedback will only lower my selfesteem and therefore cause slower production speed so take that in count. Heres a quick sketch (last posted one i hope) its a scene from the movie :3

EDIT: i noticed how not imponent the penilian looks so i redesigned him :D